9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad#Holiday#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.#Holiday#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp