Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much

I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."

I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror.

9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad