Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar... Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve. Bernie Sanders says "Hello, can I have a drink?" and gets a drink. Donald Trump walks up to the bartender and says "Merry Christmas, can I have a drink? By the way, bartender, you are extremely ugly. I f***ing hate you. You're also bald. I hope that you die soon. When I become president I will make sure to deport ugly and bald people like you." The entire bar looks in…

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar... Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.

Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much

I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a "ghost" and end up as a "drunk ghost that needs a ride home."