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An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks ""What do they do here?"" He is told ""First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."" The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discov

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After the elections the new President goes to visit Russia... ... in order to foster good will. As a traditional show of respect the Russians perform a 21-gun salute. A few blocks away a little old babushka walking down the street is startled by the great noise and asks a young man passing by ""What is happening? Is this the start of World War III?"" The young man laughs and answer ""No, nothing like that. The American President has come to Russia."" Satisfied with the answer the old woman conti

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A doctor from U.K. says: ""In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."" The German doctor comments:""That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."" A Russian doctor says:""That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he

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A politician dies and goes to heaven... He is greeted by St. Peter who tells him there is a new system in the afterlife. You can spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, and afterwords you can decide where you want to spend eternity. The politician say, ""ok, let's try this out."" So he spends the day in heaven, praying with the Lord, singing with the choir, and talking with the angels. He's thinking this is alright, not too exciting, but it's gotta be better than hell. The day ends with a l

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