Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.

Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?

In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!

Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then.......