So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government

Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you.

Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?

Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death.