Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

A man is stuck in traffic... After waiting for 2 hours, he gets out of the car and tries to see why this gridlock. He finds one guy in a uniform and asks him about what's going on - Sir terrorists have kidnapped President Bush. They keep him hostage in his limousine. They want 1 million dollar, or they are going to burn him in the car. So we are volunteers trying to collect the donations people make. The guy takes his wallet out and asks ""so what is the average donation people give ?"" -Depends…

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write God a letter request $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to weite a thank …

Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.