On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean

I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan

How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?

We're shutdown, but not 'stop collecting taxes' shutdown. - the government