Us Government Jokes

I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan

What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven... When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. ""Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."" Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, ""Did Bush do 9/11?"" God replies, ""Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no forekno…

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap? The bucket

Joke (for adults) Okay, so I'm going to tell you- HEY LOOK THOSE IDIOTS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST LOWERED OUR TAXES

Did you know that the U.S. government is working on a project to control mosquitoes? They are going to put tiny little cow bells on them, so you can hear where they are. So far, all they have is a bunch of humdingers.

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks ""Dad how many people work in the U.S. government?"" The father replies without hesitating ""Oh about ten percent.""

I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter? Because everything isis

Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!