I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.

I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan

{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them