Old but gold! A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine. 'I'll just hide behind th…

The Cushmaker On Johnny's first day of school, Ms. Patrick assigned the kids to start learning their ABCs. Johnny calmly refused to participate. The teacher let it go for a bit, but then had to take him aside. ""You're going to have to do the work like everyone else, Johnny."" ""Nope."" ""Well how are you going to learn to read and write? You need to learn these things to get a job someday."" ""Don't need it,"" He replied ""I'll be a cushmaker when I grow up."" Ms. Patrick didn't want to admit t…

Politics Son: ""Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what politics is."" Father: ""Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"" Son: ""I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.…

Little Johnny needs help with a report... Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his dad for help with a report. ""Dad, I have to write a report on economics and the government"" His dad goes, ""Well Johnny, that should be easy, just look at how our family interacts and that should give you a good idea how to write your report."" ""I don't understand dad, what do you mean?"" asks Johnny. ""Well Johnny, it's really quite simple. I make all the money for our household, so you could …