Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!

I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan

What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven... When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. ""Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."" Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, ""Did Bush do 9/11?"" God replies, ""Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no forekno…