My neighbors are Democrats and I'm Republican One day I was working in the garden when they came home with their young daughter from school. I asked them how everything was going and they told me that a job orientation week had just taken place. So I asked their daughter: ""What do you want to be when you grow up?"" She responded proudly: ""I want to be a democratic president!"" ""And what would be the first thing you'd do once in office?"" ""I would help all the poor people in this country"" ""…

How to sell toothbrushes Monday at school, the teacher lined up all the students and had them present their weekend homework: their assignment was to sell something and give a presentation on effective salesmanship. Sally was up first. ""I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30. My sales approach was to appeal to people's sense of civic duty and I credit that for my success."" ""Very good, Sally,"" said the teacher. ""Next?"" Jenny went next. ""I sold magazines and I made $45,"" she said. ""My a…

[Election 2016] A pretty girl, Santa Clause, and the most popular kid from your high school walk into a bar. They all offer you a drink and their friendship. Who do you choose? You first choose the pretty girl. You find out you have a lot in common, shes just like your last best friend, and as a bonus, you can cross the first girl to have ever bought you a drink off you list!. But then you realize something: She put the drink on your tab, and shes got BAGGAGE! You find out she's in a shitty marr…

A gang in the UK So, first of all, here's a disclaimer, this post contains certain British slang, so if you don't understand it, inbox me. So a man was once born In the Jaynus family, his parents called him Hugh and they had high hopes for him in his careers. After many years, at the age of 16, got his exam results, he was pleased to see that most of them were A's or B's, but he got an A* in English for his presenting. About 6 years later, he wins the National big jackpot lottery, 250 Million. H…