Politics Jokes

A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?""

Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank

If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House

If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye

Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

Who's the wost president ever? Guess we'll find out in January.

Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.' Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'

I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket

How do you know Putin's doing well this election? He's taking over the Poles.

Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected.

Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

Gary Johnson Has won the election.

Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry.

So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!

We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing.

Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange

Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it

People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision.

My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.

If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada.