A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'

A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?""

An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!""

A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!""