A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'

A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?""

An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!""

A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!""