Politics Jokes

Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US

Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win.

""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede.""

My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason.

About Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. ""Well,"" he says, ""I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."" The Tennessee contracto…

Despite all the flak the public gives him, Trump has already solved the immigration problem in just a few days after becoming President-elect Just ask yourself, who would want to sneak into America now?

For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either.

Thanks, Obama! The one time the Republicans are actually happy it is Obama's fault that Trump is President.

Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania.

[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs

Some people wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't run for President... It's only because he's Austrian. And we all know what happened last time an Austrian came to power...

White girls really love their Pumpkin Spice. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice candles, pumpkin spice president!

The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards

In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.

Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)

A joke from Korea ""Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president. Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012""

Boys, save your Bottle Caps Trump just became president.

Sorry to say this, but Trump has inspired me more then Obama did. Trump has shown me that you don't need to be competent, smart, have a clue what your doing, tolerant, truthful or even good looking to be successful, if Trump can be president, ANYONE can be president

What's the difference between attending a 4 year university and running for president? One requires 12 years of prior experience, extensive education, and strong financial support. The other let's you run the country.

#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto

The worst would you rather... This election.

Trump is not going to be president of the USA for long He will leave the country for a younger and more beautiful one.

If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!

Astronomers have used liquid water as an indicator for planet habitability... ...they might also need to add whether the planet has a Trump elected as president