On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean

I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!

Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for the last minute to do shitty work and blame anyone but myself.

7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss