The basketball coach storms into the president office and demands a raise.. The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. ""Jesus Christ, man,"" protested President Kubritski, ""you already make more than the entire English department."" ""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with,"" the coach blustered. ""Look."" He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. ""Run over to my off…

The American Dream A teacher asks his students what there American Dream is. One kid says I want to be the president Another said I want a big happy family Then, the teacher asks the German exchange student if they had that sort of thing in his country and he replies; ""We had one but no one liked it.""

There are four people in an airplane. They are as follows: \- The pilot (Obviously) \- The president of the USA \- The world's smartest man \- A student from a local school. ​ Suddenly, an alarm sounds. The pilot runs into the passenger cabin and says: "I don't want to alarm you, but there seems to be a problem with the engine. We're all going down!" The passengers and the pilot need to evacuate, but there's a problem: There are only three parachutes in the plane. One person has …

When his son asked for a lift in the car just to get to the end of their road, his father told him: "You should be ashamed. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school." "Really?" said the boy. "Well, when he was your age, he was president!" At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old?