Little Johnny was about to go home from school but before his class was dismissed, his 2nd grade teacher said,""I'm going to teach you guys about the government next class, so for homework I want you to ask your parents about the government."" When Johnny got home, he went up to his father and asked him,"" Daddy, what's the government?"" His father said,""Look at it this way son. Our house is the United States of America, and I'm the president, your mother is Congress, the maid is the working cl…

How The Government Works One day, a teacher assigns her kids to do some homework; ask their parents/guardians what the government is, since that's their next lesson. Little Johnny, one of her students, goes home that night and asks his father. "Well," Dad says, "Think of it this way. I'm the president, Mom is the Congress, our maid is the work force, and your little brother is the rest of the citizens in the United States." "I don't think I get it," says Little Johnny, thinking about this obs…

Hispanic Joke Three kids are in school... A white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese. White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." Black kid says: "Pops told mom to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so pops punched her in the liver." Hispanic kid says: "Some kid was trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabron, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!!"

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences