On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean

I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!

7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss

Roger the Living Head [Story Joke] So there's this newly married couple, and they love each other quite a bit. So they decide they're going to have a child. Nine months goes by and it's time for the child to be delivered, but when the doctors pull the baby out, it is only a head. It's still crying and healthy, but it has no body besides its head. The doctors are amazed, but the parents are heartbroken. They decide that they are going to name the baby Roger after his father's father, and that the…