You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.

""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede.""

If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.