A jew, a Hindu, and a politician who were traveling together were tired and needed a place to stay the night. They arrived at a farmer's house and requested to stay the night. The farmer informed them that he had one extra bedroom, so two of them could share the bed. One would have to sleep in the barn. The hindu, being very polite, offers to sleep in the barn. Later that night, the Hindu knocks on the door and informs the other men that he is unable to sleep in the barn, because there is a cow …