Benghazi Jokes

tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi.

You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan

i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi

[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino.

Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades

An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession.

Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won.

If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!

If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there.

It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there.

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. ""Kenny,"" he says. ""And what is your question, Kenny?"" she asks. ""I have three questions,"" he says. ""First -- what happened in Benghazi? ""Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? ""Th…

Bathroom Confession The Benghazi hearings and Emailgate scandal in full thrust, the trial atmosphere had taken on a decidedly severe tone. Exhausted, Hillary asked for a short break to run to the loo. Once inside, she was approached by a female investigative reporter. ""Thats a tough crowd out there"", she said, attempting to cozy up to the beleaguered candidate. ""Listen, I have the inside line on an issue the new wave feminazis are aching to get at. They say it will give you the boost you need…

Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me.""

Topical Jokes for 6/17 (For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host) In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, ""I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!"" The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, ""Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton!"". Coca Cola is testi…

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world... After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First - whatever happened in Benghazi? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third -whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of St…

Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton today. She will answer your questions. Hillary: Hello class. Who has the first question? *Johnny raises hand* Johnny: My name is Johnny. I have 3 questions. - Why did you lie about Benghazi? - What was in those emails you deleted? - And does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you? *The recess bell rings and the children return 40 minutes later.* Hillary: Ok. Where were we? Who has a …

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenny," he says. "And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks. "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- …

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school....... Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenny," he says. "And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks. "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handl…

Hillary Clinton goes t o a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks. I have three questions," he says. "1st -- whatever happened in Benghazi? 2nd -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? And, 3rd -- whatever happened to the missing six-bill…

It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi

If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone