Kenny Jokes

A man goes to a plastic surgeon One day a man decides that he wants to look like a Hollywood celebrity. He goes to the most highly regarded surgeon in town who happens to be his own son. The surgery is long and exhausting, 18 hours of nonstop work but finally the operation finishes. It takes 3 months to recover in full bandages before the family is allowed to visit and see their new father. 8 year old grandson Kenny runs into the recovery room first but all he sees is a giant knee with a face on…

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. ""Kenny,"" he says. ""And what is your question, Kenny?"" she asks. ""I have three questions,"" he says. ""First -- what happened in Benghazi? ""Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? ""Th…

Rich guy showing off. In a locker room, a phone rings and Kenny picks it up and puts it on speaker. Kenny- ""Hello?"". Woman- ""Hi honey!"". Kenny- ""Whos this?"". Woman- ""Its amanda. Your wife?"". Kenny- ""Oh! Sorry honey, I just picked up the phone and didnt see who was calling. What is it?"". Amanda- ""its nothing... Im in the mall in the store Guess and they have this beautiful leather jacket and leather boots! I was wondering if you could let me buy them?"". Kenny- ""How much are they?"". …

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenny," he says. "And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks. "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- …

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school....... Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenny," he says. "And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks. "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handl…

An important time for any young man in Scotland is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to buy and wear his first kilt. A few weeks before his big birthday, wee Kenny went to a tailor's shop and decided on the material he wanted for his first kilt. And while he was there, he also asked the tailor if he could make a pair of underpants in the same material because he had heard that wearing a kilt could be draughty. A few days later, the tailor called Kenny to say that his order was ready. When Ke…

Two Scotsmen – Kenny and Jock – were sitting in a hotel bar discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "How are the preparations going?" asked Kenny. "They're coming along famously," replied Jock. "The invitations have been printed, the flowers have been ordered, I've sorted out my best man and arranged my stag night. And I've even bought a kilt to be married in." "A kilt?" said Kenny. "You'll look very smart, I'm sure. What's the tartan?" "Och," replied Jock, "I imagine she'll just be in white."

Two Americans – Brenda and Kenny – were bungee jumping one day when Brenda suddenly had an idea. She said to Kenny: "You know what, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping business in somewhere like Mexico." Kenny thought it was a great idea, so they pooled their money and bought everything they needed for a successful bungeejumping business: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. Then they travelled to Mexico and set up on a town square. As they constructed the tower, a c…

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, just return my money to me," Kenny said. "Sorry, can't do that," said the farmer. "I already spent it." "OK then, just unload the donkey," said Kenny. "Whatcha gonna do with him?" asked the farmer. "I'm going to raffle him off," Kenny re…