Two Scotsmen – Kenny and Jock – were sitting in a hotel bar discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "How are the preparations going?" asked Kenny. "They're coming along famously," replied Jock. "The invitations have been printed, the flowers have been ordered, I've sorted out my best man and arranged my stag night. And I've even bought a kilt to be married in." "A kilt?" said Kenny. "You'll look very smart, I'm sure. What's the tartan?" "Och," replied Jock, "I imagine she'll just be in white."