Liam Neeson Jokes

Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost.

I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear.

Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, "This one's Taken 2."

LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*

[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago

If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.

People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly

Filming my own version of "Taken" using cats. My cat will play Liam Neeson and the red dot from a laser pointer is his daughter.

"I have a particular set of spills," Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken.

"Wow, that was a very good sandwich." - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably

The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge.

If I ever lose my phone I want Liam Neeson looking for it

"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you and - oh sorry, wrong number." - Liam Neeson in Mistaken

I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge.

The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him

Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE

JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching "Taken 3"

*scrolling through Liam Neeson action movies* Sigh, why are all the good ones either GREY or TAKEN

If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted

Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls.

If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says "LMAO," it stands for "let's murder Albanians overseas" and he wants his daughter back.

"Is this seat Taken?" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair.

If someone steals my lunch from the fridge at work, I get on the office PA system and do the Liam Neeson speech from Taken.

All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken.

Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?