Liam Neeson Jokes

Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is.

ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing. LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?

I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you.

I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson.

The last thing I remember was my Mom telling me to "Take Care". I did, and now Liam Neeson is chasing me.

He was next in line at Starbucks. Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM.

hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?

"If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you." Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)

A man goes to a plastic surgeon One day a man decides that he wants to look like a Hollywood celebrity. He goes to the most highly regarded surgeon in town who happens to be his own son. The surgery is long and exhausting, 18 hours of nonstop work but finally the operation finishes. It takes 3 months to recover in full bandages before the family is allowed to visit and see their new father. 8 year old grandson Kenny runs into the recovery room first but all he sees is a giant knee with a face on…

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.

I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!

i invented a new joke I invented a new word, Plagiarism -- Edit: The joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and Liam Neeson will use his skills that make him a nightmare to people like you to find you and kill you Edit: Edit: k maybe not the kill part Edit: Edit: k maybe not kill

I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore.

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ... Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius' Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque' Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'

The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson.

What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film? Snatch

I used that classic Liam Neeson line from ""Taken"" today.. ""I will find you, and I will kill you."" My niece didn't want to play hide and seek anymore.

Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family. Taken 4: Granted EDIT: To the people who think I "stole" this joke for "internet points" despite this being a self-post... http://i.imgur.com/hrZyIyv.jpg

I was debating whether to read a Jack London book or watch a Liam Neeson movie this weekend. I finally decided to choose The Road, not Taken.

Liam Neeson is finding it really difficult to get suitable acting roles for himself. All the good ones…are Taken.

They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe It should be called Taken 4: Granted

Liam Neeson was walking on a road. He suddenly slipped and fell

Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family. Taken 4: Granted

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?,"Taken not stirred.