Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?#Kristen Stewart#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
NEW! "How to Act" DVD by Kristen Stewart! In love: :| Uncertain: :| Just married: :| Pregnant: :| Dead: :| Only $139.95! Act now!#Kristen Stewart#Marriage#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper.#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression.#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everyone's talking about how Shia LaBeouf plagiarized Daniel Clowes, but nobody said anything when Kristen Stewart plagiarized paint drying.#Shia Labeouf#Daniel Clowes#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker.#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.#Kristen Stewart#Liam Neeson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart.#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Self-control (n.): Charlize Theron keeping a straight face on when the mirror tells her Kristen Stewart is prettier than she is.#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes.#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever.#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.#Kristen Stewart#Fine Brothers#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either.#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What kind of moronic mirror thinks that Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron?#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight.#Robert Pattinson#Kristen Stewart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight.#Kristen Stewart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp