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Rich guy showing off. In a locker room, a phone rings and Kenny picks it up and puts it on speaker. Kenny- ""Hello?"". Woman- ""Hi honey!"". Kenny- ""Whos this?"". Woman- ""Its amanda. Your wife?"". Kenny- ""Oh! Sorry honey, I just picked up the phone and didnt see who was calling. What is it?"". Amanda- ""its nothing... Im in the mall in the store Guess and they have this beautiful leather jacket and leather boots! I was wondering if you could let me buy them?"". Kenny- ""How much are they?"". Amanda- ""its just $500 for both. You think I can buy them sweety?"". Kenny- ""Yea, I dont see why not!"". Amanda- ""oh! One more thing. I passed by the BMW dealer and they have the car that I wanted!"" Kenny- ""well, how much is it?"" Amanda- ""its $85,000."" By now, every guy in the locker room was surrounding kenny listening to his conversation.. Kenny- ""Alright babe. But only if you get it with everything included! Sports package, custom seats, paint job, you name it!"" Amanda- ""I love you so much baby! But there is one more thing. I was looking at the real state prices a the house that we always wanted is for sale!"" Kenny- ""Hmmm... How much is it?"" Amanda- ""Well... its $975,000.. but we could sell our current house and use the money for it!"" Kenny- ""you know what? Sure! What the heck! Its our dream house! Lets go for it."" Amanda- *Full of excitement, starts screaming in joy* ""Oh my god! I love you so much!! I cant wait! Just wait till we get in bed tonight, youre gonna be a real lucky man! Rawr! Bye honey! See you later!"" Kenny- ""Bye babe!: Kenny puts the phone down and looks around. Everybody is astonished by how much money was involved in one conversation! Kenny then stands up and screams out, ""May I ask, whose phone this is!""

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