You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi

Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won.

If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!