tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi.

You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi

[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino.