A politician dies and goes to heaven... He is greeted by St. Peter who tells him there is a new system in the afterlife. You can spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, and afterwords you can decide where you want to spend eternity. The politician say, ""ok, let's try this out."" So he spends the day in heaven, praying with the Lord, singing with the choir, and talking with the angels. He's thinking this is alright, not too exciting, but it's gotta be better than hell. The day ends with a late night prayer and he is greeted by St Peter, who tells the politician he now has to spend one day in Hell. The man awakes in hell, in what appears to be the Penthouse suite, he is greeted by the Devil himself, dressed in an Armani suit, holding out a glass of champagne for the politician. The man takes the champagne and is told by the devil that in the lobby there is a full bar, pools full of beautiful women, a restaurant with the finest chef the world has seen, and a casino next door. The politician is shocked and is thinking, ""Wow! This is hell? This is amazing!"" The man ends up bringing two amazing women to his suite and that is how the day finishes. The politician awakes with St Peter asking him that now he must make the decision of where he wants to spend eternity. The man says ""Heaven is OK, but it's got nothing on Hell, I'm sorry St. Peter, but I think im gonna have to choose Hell."" St.Peter asks the politician if he's sure of his decision, and the man says yes. The man awakes to screams of pain and torture, in a dark and unimaginably hot place. He is greeted by the Devil, who is weilding a Trident and is laughing maniacally. The politician says to the Devil, ""What's going on? Where's all the beautiful women? Where's my penthouse suite? This isn't what I was showed!"" The Devil replies, ""Well you see, yesterday we were campaigning, but today you voted.""