An American, an Englishman, and a Polish man were driving in the desert... All of a sudden, the car breaks down. The Englishman says he seen a gas station sign a ways back. So the three decide to troop back to the gas station and see if they have a tow truck. They each grab one item from the car for the long hike. The Englishman takes case of beer, the American takes a bunch of candy bars, and the Pole takes the driver side door. After about a mile of walking the Pole says,""Hey English, why did…

so satan captures an german, an american and a jew.. he says I'm in a good mood today so we're going to play a little game... I'll give all three of you a shop and infinit money to run it, but if I come to your store and see something I like... you better have enough of it... If you don't... ""I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND"".... he visit the german first, the german fills his store with all kinds of beer, as much as he can get... so the devil comes, takes a good look around and starts drinking a…

So Caesar was having a meeting with all his generals and all of them were there. after deliberating and planning and drinking all night without food or rest they were all extremely hungry. So Caesar says to Brutus, ""go fetch us a dozen donuts"". And Brutus runs threw the market to fetch the donuts. When he got there they were at their freshest and smelled delicious, so he decided ""to hell with them"" and ate one. As he walked back he could not resist the smell and thought ""they're drunk they'…

A politician dies and goes to heaven... He is greeted by St. Peter who tells him there is a new system in the afterlife. You can spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, and afterwords you can decide where you want to spend eternity. The politician say, ""ok, let's try this out."" So he spends the day in heaven, praying with the Lord, singing with the choir, and talking with the angels. He's thinking this is alright, not too exciting, but it's gotta be better than hell. The day ends with a l…