A doctor from U.K. says: ""In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."" The German doctor comments:""That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."" A Russian doctor says:""That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work. The Sudanese doctor answers immediately: ""That's nothing my colleagues. You are way behind us.... ... In Sudan about 30 years ago we grabbed a person from the army with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the Sudan, and now....... the whole country is looking for work!