Why did New York get all the lawyers and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?#New York#New Jersey0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Redneck party This guy moves from New York to a really backwoods part of West Virginia#New York#West Virginia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Divorce An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says#Oklahoma#New York#Marriage#Aging0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two Jews at Miami Beach Two Jewish men from New York pass each other walking down Miami beach. They see each other walking every now and then over a couple months and eventually introduce themselves and walk together. After walking for awhile the first said to the second how did you end up here in Miami. The second man told him that he owned a garment factory until there was a fire that burnt it to the ground and because he was older he decided to just keep the insurance money and retire. When …Read more#Second Man#Miami Beach#New York#Miami+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an airport in the South waiting on her flight back to New York when#New York#Teacher0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A bus stops in New York and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.#New York0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo.#London#New York#Tokyo0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Young Salesman A young guy from Texas moves to New York and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says#Texas#New York0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man named Tony gets on an airplane A man named Tony gets on an airplane in New York going to Las Vegas#Tony#New York#Las#Airplane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A nice Scottish lad moves to New York. After 6 months his mom calls him and she asks how he finds the Americans. Horrible#New York#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight#New York#Airplane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world... After her talk she offers question time.#Hillary Clinton#New York#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks"" reminded me of this one. A man and his wife were driving from New York to California. Along the way the wife would find every little thing wrong with her husband's driving.#New York#California#Marriage#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A dog attacks a little girl A man is walking in Central park in New York sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.#Central Park#New York#Animals#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Getting on a plane . . . . . . I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to LA, and send one to Miami." She told me, "We can't do that!" I told her, "Well you did it last week!" - Henny Youngman#New York#Miami2424🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying... He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?" "The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong." "Why, what did you answer?" "The Empire State Building." "Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."#Osama Bin Ladens#New York#School#Parents+1 more11568🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?,"One yanks for the roots the other roots for the Yanks.#New York#Sports#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey? With a New York steak. Edit: I want to say this is OC because I thought of it myself but I feel like someone else may have also thought of it at some point in time.#New Jersey#New York#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!#New York#New Orleans#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions.#Sandy#New York#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet.#New York#New Jersey#Food#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp