Central Park Jokes

My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.

A college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl's life, but the pit bull is killed in the process. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ""You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: ""Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"". The man says: - ""But I am not a New Yorker!"" ""Oh ,then it will say in news…

A mafia family was in need of a collection officer; ...After screening many applicants, they hired an individual who happened to be deaf. He was very good at what he did, and within a week he had collected $40,000 from nonpayers. However, he was greedy and hide the money for himself. It didn't take long for the mafia bosses to catch on, so they sent a couple of thugs and an interpreter to find the collector. They found him, took him to an abandoned warehouse, and the two thugs told the interpret…

In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted.

A gender studies major gets mugged A gender studies major is walking through Central Park on her way back to campus, when a mugger jumps her. He takes her wallet and purse, but lets her keep her cellphone. She immediately calls the police. ""Was it a man or a woman?"" the cop asks once he got there. ""I don't know,"" she says. ""I didn't get to ask.""

A man wrestles a vicious dog to save a little girl... A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ""You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: ""Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"" The man says: - ""But I am not a New Yorker!"…

Racist Dog A man is walking his white dog in Central Park. He passes a black man and the dog begins barking rabidly and attempting to bite the black man. The black man says, ""hey man, you've got a racist dog!"" The dog, offended, stands up on his hind legs and says ""I'm not racist! I don't even see color!""

Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night. One was a salted.

A man has to pee... But he is in the middle of Central Park. He finds what he believes is an out of the way spot, unzips, and does his thing. To his surprise, the spot he chose was not very secluded, and before he can do anything about it, a woman walks right in front of him. She shrieks and says, ""Gross!"" ""Danke schoen,"" he replies.

Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted.

A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the Don was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from his private businesses, he ask the lawyer to ask the deaf man if he was willing to help. This way if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police about what he was doing. The deaf man accepted. On his first week, the deaf man picked up over $50,000. He decided to keep the money and stashed it in a safe place. T…

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force they decide to use a deaf person for this job figuring if he were to get caught he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. In his first week the deaf collector picks up more than $40000. He gets greedy decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia boss soon realizes the collection is l…

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well on his first week the deaf collector picks up over $50000. He gets greedy decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late an…

A man was walking in Central Park in NYC... Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave …

A dog attacks a little girl A man is walking in Central park in New York sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A journalist arriving soon takes pictures and says: \- "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read in the newspapers: Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says: \- "But I am not a New Yorker!" \- "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the mo…

A man is walking in Central Park Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave American sa…

A man is walking in Central Park Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A dog attacks a little girl A man is walking in Central park in New York sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.