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A man is walking in Central Park Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman replied. "But I am not even an American!" Says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The policeman asks. The man replies, "I am a Saudi!" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

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