A dog attacks a little girl A man is walking in Central park in New York sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A journalist arriving soon takes pictures and says: \- "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read in the newspapers: Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says: \- "But I am not a New Yorker!" \- "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl." \- "But I am not an American!" says the man. \- "Oh, where are you from then?" \- "I am from Iraq". So the next day newspapers reads "Dangerous Islamic terrorist kills innocent American dog in front of a little girl".