American Heaven and Hell In America, Heaven is where: 1. The chefs are from New York 2. The engineers are from Detroit 3. The lovers are from Miami 4. The police are from Portland 5. Everything is organized by San Jose Hell is where: 1. The chefs are from Miami 2. The lovers are from San Jose 3. The engineers are from Portland 4. The police are from New York 5. Everything is organized by Detroit

Two Jews at Miami Beach Two Jewish men from New York pass each other walking down Miami beach. They see each other walking every now and then over a couple months and eventually introduce themselves and walk together. After walking for awhile the first said to the second how did you end up here in Miami. The second man told him that he owned a garment factory until there was a fire that burnt it to the ground and because he was older he decided to just keep the insurance money and retire. When …

Two Jews at Miami Beach Two Jewish men from New York pass each other walking down Miami beach. They see each other walking every now and then over a couple months and eventually introduce themselves and walk together. After walking for awhile the first said to the second how did you end up here in Miami. The second man told him that he owned a garment factory until there was a fire that burnt it to the ground and because he was older he decided to just keep the insurance money and retire. When …

New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone.