How to deal with a blonde on a plane There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, ""Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here."" The blonde replied, ""I can and I will."" The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. ""Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was …