At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.

Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars.

I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house.

The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.