Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit.#Detroit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars.#Detroit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house.#Detroit#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited#Detroit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp