New York Jokes

Bitch A lady from South Carolina meets up with a woman from New York

A Father decides to get a divorce An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York.

What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a New York bus station? Ones a busty crustacean the other one is a crusty bus station

A man is mugged in New York every 3 seconds. The poor bastard...

The trump family is flying from New York to DC Donald looks down on the cities below and says ""I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says ""Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?"

A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything"".

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth? Two towers.

Two Italians enter the bus in New York... Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:

Pakistan president calls to Obama in the morning And says ""I'm sorry to hear about the terrorist attacks in New York

Two Arabs boarded a flight from Washington to New York... One sat in the window seat

The Pope Drives The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver

The Crusading Nun. A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.

A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard..

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration.

Hillary Clinton goes t o a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. ""Kenneth

Stop sign regulations. A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Walking Eagle On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York.

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.

Divorce An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says

Do you want me to stop or just slow down A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks

A guy from Nebraska goes to New York for the first time. He's so excited

The Pope goes for a drive The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver

Jewish Bra A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady

A Jewish congregation... in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week

Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. She referred to her time as a U.S. Senator and how she had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.