A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything"".#New York#Animals#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, "Where did you get that??" The parrot replied, "Oh him? New York."#New York#Animals#Religion#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh#Animals#Religion#Kids#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!#Animals#Marriage#Religion#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.#Angel#Animals#Food#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp