Jewish Bra A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size 34 B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, …

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told her, ""I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."" With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, ""What kind of bra?"" He repeated ""A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she means."" ""Ah, now I remember,"" said the saleslady. ""We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the…

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*takes off pants* *crawls into bed* Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's *crawls out of bed* *puts on pants* SG- Those aren't your pants