The Trump family is flying from New York to Washington Donald looks down on the cities below and says ""I think I'll throw a $100 bill out the window and make some American happy."" Melania says ""Oh honey, why not throw ten $10 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"" So then Ivanka says, ""Even better Daddy, throw 100 one dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy? To which the pilot says ""Why don't you all jump out the window and make the whole damn country happy?""

Two Arabs boarded a flight from Washington to New York... One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ""I think I'll go up and get a Coke."" ""No problem,"" said the Israeli, ""Stay there, I'll get it for you."" While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spat in it. Whe…

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said ""I think I'll go up and get a coke."" ""No problem"" said the Israeli. ""I'll get it for you."" While he was gone the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli re…

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said ""I think I'll go up and get a coke."" ""No problem"" said the Israeli. ""I'll get it for you."" While he was gone the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli r…