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The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in

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A marine biologist in Virginia fell afoul of the law over his dolphins. It seems that all he was able to procure were female dolphins. Without males their interest in participating in the experiments waned. Desperate to satisfy his dolphins, he tried to see if any humans could satisfy their needs, but he was limited by morals clauses prohibiting what was in effect bestiality. Unable to find any men in the great state of Virginia to fill this duty (UVA being on break) he was forced to use a somew

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High School Jocks Attend W. Virginia Prom Together Two high school jocks made news last weekend by going to the prom as a couple, reports Outsports. Musselman High School student and West Virginia all-state athlete, Michael Martin, knew who he wanted to take to the prom Saturday: his boyfriend, Logan Westrope, a student at neighboring Hedgesville High. ""I asked Logan to the prom after his work,"" Martin said. ""I gave him a bag with a chicken sandwich inside and asked, 'Are you a chicken or wil

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Woman Admits To Sleeping With Husband's Brother and Husband replies Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new ne

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Some recent grads having a beer.. Three guys, Mike, Dave, and Doug were at a table in a bar enjoying some beers and conversation. A stranger came by and asked if he could join them and was immediately welcomed. After about an hour of lively conversation the stranger said, ""I can tell you are all recent college grads. I bet I can guess where each of you went to school."" ""That would be interesting,"" said Doug, ""I'd like to see how you could do that."" ""Well, Mike here, he's Harvard. That's e

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In West Virginia you don't see too many locals hang-gliding... Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing, talkin' 'bout the good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! ""Look at the size of that bird, Paw!"" she exclaims. Paw rises up, ""Git my gun,

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The 100 mile per-hour goat Two rednecks are walking through the woods in West Virginia when they come upon a large hole in the ground. They are examining the hole when one turns to the other and says ""Maaaaan... that sure looks like one DEEP hole. How far down do you think it goes?"" The other replies ""I can't really tell, but yep... it sure looks deep. Let's find something to throw down there and see if we can hear it hit the bottom."" The two walk off a little ways and find an old rusted tru

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Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to

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