The 100 mile per-hour goat Two rednecks are walking through the woods in West Virginia when they come upon a large hole in the ground. They are examining the hole when one turns to the other and says ""Maaaaan... that sure looks like one DEEP hole. How far down do you think it goes?"" The other replies ""I can't really tell, but yep... it sure looks deep. Let's find something to throw down there and see if we can hear it hit the bottom."" The two walk off a little ways and find an old rusted truck engine in the weeds. They work together to pick it up and drag it to the edge of the hole. Then, with a big heave, they push it over the side to watch it drop. Suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a goat running head-long at the hole at what seems to be 100 miles per-hour. The goat gets to the edge of hole and without hesitation plunges head first into the abyss. The rednecks are standing there startled and confused when an old farmer approaches. ""Hey - either of you fellers seen a goat around here? I can't find him..."" The rednecks tell the old farmer about what they saw and the farmer stands there scratching his head. ""Well that's just impossible!"" says the farmer. ""I had the damn thing tied to an old engine!""