What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions.#Sandy#New York#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A nice Scottish lad moves to New York. After 6 months his mom calls him and she asks how he finds the Americans. Horrible, he says. They always yell and scream. He hates how they pound on the walls and stomp the floors. Oh pure! she says, how do you get by? I just relax in bed, playing me bagpipes, says the lad.#New York#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first.#New York#New Jersey#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you.#Sandy#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There was a guy in Los Angeles who wanted to go to New York and a guy in New York who wanted to go to Los Angeles. The man from LA drove to NY at 200MPH. The New Yorker drove to LA at 150MPH. Where did the two of them meet? In jail#Los Angeles#New York#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp